Super closeted He/They
if you’re not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like
MC: What are you in the mood for?
Ominis: World domination.
MC: That’s a bit ambitious.
Ominis: You are my world.
MC: Aww…
Ominis:
MC:
Ominis:
MC: OH.
One thing about me is I would always prefer the found family be unhealthily codependent little freaks than “grow up” and become people that only see each other or talk on special occasions. I want them ENMESHED in each other’s lives PERMANENTLY.
the idea that your friends won’t like you if you’re too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying “going insane all by yourself, handsome?” which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that’s friendship.
me: ok that was the last fandom, i am too old for this shit, i am going to be a serious novelist and spend my time reading literature
sebastian sallow: *puts down book* can i help you?
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years